Actual excerpts from history reports and tests from America’s finest high schools and colleges. Spelling has been preserved:
“The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.”
“Satan Husane invaided Kiwi and Sandy Arabia.”
“Judyism had one big God named Yahoo.”
“Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.”



